How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

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my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

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I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

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Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS



(Source: dualchainz)

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I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

(Source: pixie-grotto)

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i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 

(Source: crycaster)

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im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

(Source: basedgosh)

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Torrential downpour hammered onto Ròmach’s scorched battleplate. Rivers of rainwater ran down the myriad paths and staircases of the fortress, carrying bolt casings and washing away pools of blood in its wake. If Ròmach were a superstitious man, he was sure he would think this deluge to be a bad…

New story posted!

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