Cosmo Sex Tip #5346

eightyeightkate:

Ask him “who’s your daddy,” then answer yourself with “I AM YOUR FATHER” in your best Darth Vader voice. For added spice, cut off his hand right at his climax.

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*parenting skills*

(Source: chimis-changa)

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ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

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proletarianprincess:

sixftbeneaththemoon:

Glasgow just now

get these pricks identified

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z0mbi3-s0krat3s:

Some killer demon and creature concepts from Mitch Grave. 

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omnomnomdeplume:

nightbringer24:

omnomnomdeplume:

nightbringer24:

omnomnomdeplume:

Cheers to the BBC for keeping people uninformed about what’s happening in Glasgow, top notch reporting right there.

Well, the channel might not say much, but they do have a story…

That put it much better than I could.

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petemaximoff:

just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

  • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
  • media very “”no”” centred and bias
  • unionists are now attacking yes voters
  • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
  • our first minister resigns

please signal boost this

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omnomnomdeplume:

nightbringer24:

omnomnomdeplume:

Cheers to the BBC for keeping people uninformed about what’s happening in Glasgow, top notch reporting right there.

Well, the channel might not say much, but they do have a story online.

It’s not good, but it’s something.

I…

It’s making them look pretty biased.

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